Star Traks: BorgSpace 2.0 - The Assimilated Generation

In the universe of Alan Decker's Star Traks (and its spinoffs), misfits of the Federation find themselves serving on the Secondprize, Explorer, and Banshee, or are shuffled off to Waystation at the edge of explored space. The Traks parodies follow the age-old tradition of military organizations to build omega squads and then fill them with square pegs and other inconveniences.

The Borg PR department would like all species to believe that the Borg are different...there is no such thing as an imperfect drone. The four thousand members of Exploratory-class Cube #347 (and three thousand upon Lugger-class Cube #238) would beg to differ. Forever sent on low-priority tasks, the imperfectly assimilated of the Borg empire weave their way through space, trying to become closer to the One...and failing miserably.

Today is your lucky day! The latest story to be dropped is Digging Up Trouble. Similar to Las Vegas goings-on not always remaining in Las Vegas, well, sometimes the past doesn't remain in the past, even when that past is over 50,000 years old. And, no, this particular past is not a zombie. Nor a vampire.

The next story will be posted...sometime. Maybe on a Tuesday. Thursday?

In other news, BorgSpace Season 1 has been updated and remastered! In addition to grammer and spelling updates, some minor retcons have happened to allow better consistency with later stories. All stories are freshly uploaded, as well as zipped into archives and set into an eBook format on the Archives and eBooks page.

Also in the larger to-do list are more in the "Assimilations, Take II" series, of which there are partial drafts in the works. I may, perhaps, even try to fix other broken and semi-broken bits around this page; and hunt down the timelines page boo-boo.

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