Star Traks: BorgSpace 2.0 - The Assimilated Generation

In the universe of Alan Decker's Star Traks (and its spinoffs), misfits of the Federation find themselves serving on the Secondprize, Explorer, and Banshee, or are shuffled off to Waystation at the edge of explored space. The Traks parodies follow the age-old tradition of military organizations to build omega squads and then fill them with square pegs and other inconveniences.

The Borg PR department would like all species to believe that the Borg are different...there is no such thing as an imperfect drone. The four thousand members of Exploratory-class Cube #347 (and three thousand upon Lugger-class Cube #238) would beg to differ. Forever sent on low-priority tasks, the imperfectly assimilated of the Borg empire weave their way through space, trying to become closer to the One...and failing miserably.

This late May, all the Goings On that always seem to be happening have finally allowed me to finish up and post the most recent story: Hail to the Chef. A much lighter read compared to the previous offering, a newly encountered race throws a Royal Banquet to welcome the Alliance's Mission representatives...who Rani also insists will include Captain. As a banquet implies eating, an action in which Borg do not engage upon threat of throwing a slimer, a small bit sub-collective-directed body modification may be required.

The next story will be posted whenever I get around to finishing it, as Life allows me five minutes here and there to work on the darn thing. Maybe it'll be posted on a Tuesday. Thursday? Most likely a late Saturday. You will just have to check back here every once in a while and, one day, be pleasantly surprised.

In regards to other projects, the most recent story refurb is BorgSpace Book 2: Dark Rising. With this upload, all books are complete. As per other updates, all bits have been detailed and acquired a spritz of new-ship smell; and then zipped into various archive formats, with a new eBook also added. See Archives and eBooks page.

Also in the larger to-do list are more in the "Assimilations, Take II" series, of which there are partial drafts in the works. I may, perhaps, even try to fix other broken and semi-broken bits around this page; and hunt down the timelines page boo-boo.

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