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Gesundheit
Cube #347 is caught in a sticky situation involving exploding singularity torpedoes, a storm, and rival swarms of miniature ships. And snot. Lots and lots of snot.

Leonardo
While Leonardo of Budair is an inventor, daVinci he is not. He is brilliant, but not necessarily focused. Poor Cube #347 when the sub-collective encounters Leonardo and his puree-cycle driven ship with an overenthusiastic theft deterrent system.

Lexx Talionis
Cube #347 encounters the insect-ship Lexx, and is unable to resist its technological distinctiveness. Then Doctor goes and tries to assimilate the giant, living vessel. Warning: definite PG-13 warning for barely disguised innuendos.

God's Geeks and Hell's Angels
A small Color of accountants and hackers, #66CC33 has captured Cube #347 and unleashed the fury of GOD and DEVIL. The big question now: what color is #66CC33 supposed to be? (Concept for this story from "e of pi" of the Star Traks Forum)

Poultry In Motion
Poultry in motion tends to stay in motion. Never hard of that particular axiom of physics before? Well, neither has Cube #347. Bring on the chickens!

Darwin Awards
Where ever there is intelligence, there are those of great mental fortitude...and those of not-so-good decision making ability. "The Galaxy's Home Darwin Awards" seeks out the best of the least judgmentally endowed. Too bad death (or a decent facsimile thereof) is required to win.

A Trip to the Happy Side, Part I
Prepare to be happied! Cube #347 accidentally translates itself to the Happyverse, producing a brew of nefarious (yet joyful) plot complications. Return to the happiest place in the multiverses (other than DisneyGalaxy)! No frowning or seditious thoughts allowed, or else.

A Trip to the Happy Side, Part II
The Happyverse adventure continues, much to the horror of those involved. Cube #347 is out to acquire a transreality drive so that the sub-collective can return to their own, sane reality. Will Cap'n Bennie foil those plans? Will someone be happified? Does the author even need to ask these questions?

A Trip to the Happy Side, Part III
Welcome to the Silly Song Revue! Well, if you do not wish to sing, then you may watch as the Borgy and rebels come to the rescue of Cube #347. However, are they too late? Will Cap'n Bennie prevail with his wish of peace and happiness for all?

The Wheels On the Bus Go Round and Round
In the quest for longer and longer titles, this one is a winner! That aside, Doctor's pet EMH Frank is taken for walkies, and then told to cure DEVIL of its sneezing. Unfortunately, the fates of the quantum intervene...as does a pack of hunter-seekers.

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Galaxy
It is a mad galaxy out there, and one Xenig is going to take advantage of it. However, the sub-collective of Cube #347 has no idea that they are the goal of a pack of Great Chasers, all (okay, most) desiring the yummy used warp nacelles within.

I'm My Own Grandpa
Assimilation is his own grandpa! Sort of. Of course, there is also the little problem that if he had found time out of his busy painting schedule to have children six centuries ago, wouldn't he have remembered it?

You're Assimilated!
So, how does a sub-collective go about selecting a new Hierarchy of Eight member? Especially when none on board want the job?

You Can't Get There From Here
A Borg outpost, mysteriously abandoned...or maybe not. And what does shuttle named Betsy have to do with anything?

Hickory Dickory Dock, Part I
Remember Stardancer, the Tic-Toc mech? Good, because he is back, exiled with his pet TarTar to the universe beyond the Tic-Toc system. Meanwhile, unknowing Cube #347 is still searching for those elusive starcharts.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Part II
Bring forth the Klownz! The Cube #347 sub-collective may now have those oh-so-elusive starcharts, but there is a whole new, and not so funny, problem. And caught in-between? Stardancer. Throw in a Hermit, and there is a knot not even Mother Goose can unravel.

Lip-Sync
Backstory and foreshadowing...this BorgSpace tale has it all! Set in the Complex of Directors and Critics, the Auditors are poking into places where they've never audited before. Oh, and there is karaoke as well.

Devil's Advocate
A trial has been declared, with the sub-collective of Cube #347 on one side and the Color #66CC33 on the other. Only, all is not as it seems, especially when Directors, Critics, and Auditors show up. Season finale!

Season Eight complete