Star Trek is brought to you by the letter P(aramount); and Star Traks by the letter D(ecker). BorgSpace is associated with the Roman number M(eneks). Sunny Days Captain, arms crossed over his midsection, impatiently tapped his foot. Or, at least, that was the impression he was emanating in the intranets as he stood on alcove tier 18 of subsection 3, submatrix 25. The narrowed eye was a reality, as was a face a bit too stony to be accurately labeled "expressionless." Captain was more than mildly annoyed. "Put it back," Captain said, voice even, "all of it. The garden gnome too." Alcove 218 had been dismantled. All of it. At the end of an alcove tier, it normally abutted the thicker metal which housed the subshaft bulkhead when it was retracted into the wall, as it was now. This position afforded more room for the alcove, a deliberate necessity since the alcove in question belonged to Sensors. It was a convoluted affair custom made to fit the Species #6766 body, allowing an insectoid to stand naturally as clamps, ports, and umbilicals attached to the dorsal side of abdomen and thorax. Currently it was in pieces all over the tier, only the most rudimentary bits still connected to Sensors. Captain had interrupted a prank in progress, following suspicious threads leading to 59 of 480 and 199 of 480, both of whom had been trying to shield their thoughts. 115 of 422, Sensors' nearest neighbor, had been in on the joke as well, if only as a silent accomplice because one would have to be in deep regenerative stasis to not notice activities with wrenches and welders that went a bit beyond standard alcove maintenance. "And you will also retrieve parts already transported to the hull." The hoax had been to transfer Sensors, alcove and all, to the hull prior to the end of the Fall, then watch her reaction when she was roused. 59 of 480 and 199 of 480 stood quiescent, staring at a point that was somewhere behind Captain's head by about half a meter. It was the stoic repentance of those caught doing what should not have been done. 59 of 480, still holding the garden gnome, blinked as she refocused her vision upon Captain, "The gnome too? Can't it at least be put on the hull?" "No." 59 of 480's shoulder's slumped. "I will be personally supervising until the job is complete. Then, since you two have shown such an aptitude for engineering, Delta has several tasks for you." Protested 59 of 480, "But we aren't of engineering hierarchy." On vessel as large and complex as an Exploratory-class cube, there were always a backlog of low-priority, menial chores. Delta kept a list of those which were especially boring, difficult, or both. All drones did as they were ordered, the essence of being Borg, but those imperfectly assimilated had enough awareness of their quasi-individuality that they could /dislike/ assigned tasks. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on point of view), dislikes were irrelevant. "Too bad. Comply." "Compliance," intoned the two drones as one. They turned and began the chore of reassembling all the bits and pieces of Alcove 218 of subsection 3, submatrix 25, alcove tier 18. Additional parts materialized on the tier as room became available. Captain stood in verbal silence and watched. Floating upside-down a meter above the heads of Captain and the busy pranksters was a Director. As Iris busily doodled on its PADD with a stylus, a cigar sedately orbited the eyeball, emitting bubbles as it "smoked" itself. Not once had the Director offered a comment upon the situation, too busy concentrating on its emerging work of art. Captain glanced upwards, having a fine view of the PADD's contents: a pair of lips was being beat by dull spoons. The drawing was cartoonish and, frankly, badly done. It would probably fetch millions of credits on the open market by connoisseurs who would declare it a "subtle reflection upon the battering free speech withstands even in the most liberal of societies." Captain stared down at his foot as a particularly heavy part of Sensors' alcove materialized. His gaze strayed to 59 of 480 and 199 of 480, mind reflecting a careful, shadowed calm that said more than any words of rebuke could have. The two hurriedly - Borg could move quickly when there was need - collected the mistransported article and pulled it towards their work site. The metal-on-metal screech echoed throughout the subshaft area, eliciting complaints from other occupied alcove tiers. It was the sound of dice rolling across a table which caused all to pause. Iris lifted stylus from artwork; and the cigar paused in its orbit, bubbles frozen. "Hello, Darlings," cooed a sultry Voice, one expected on the other end of certain $5.95 per minute phone calls, not in the confines of a cube, "I am your temporary Voice, courtesy of VoiceTemp. Remember, VoiceTemp can staff all your bodiless Voice needs." Although all drones were effectively neutered upon assimilation via surgical, chemical, or other means, the Voice still stirred a visceral something deep in the pit of the stomach (or equivalence) regardless of gender or species. "And for all you Darlings, I have the following announcement: this reality is brought to you by the number six and the letter eta." The words were smoothly enunciated, sending a shiver up the spine. "Have a nice existence." {Bring her back,} cried a contingent of drones, led by 129 of 203, {she evokes...memories.} From its upside-down ceiling perch, Director chuckled, "If you only knew the truth." It cleared the throat it didn't have, then continued in a more business-like tone as it eyed its PADD, "Six-eta...six-eta, where have I heard that name before?" Several buttons beeped as they were tapped, drawing dismissed. The familiar twisting that accompanied the completion of the flux jump Fall rippled throughout the cube. Outside was a universe, replacing Nothingness, redolent in stars, radiation, gasses, time, space all the things that allow a reality to be. Within the hull, amid select portions of Cube #347, including the alcove tier on which Captain was located, a different sort of change had occurred. The familiar bulkheads and general ambiance of the cube was present, but it was overlaid by a veneer of...cheerfulness. That was the best, perhaps only, description for the unexpected alterations. Instead of gunmetal grays, dull chrome, and muted light strips with a subtle green hue, the walls were painted happy yellows, reflected silvered highlights, and lit with warm sun-spectrum lights. It was most definitely not Borg; and even the certain Colored factions known for their merry taste in decor had never strayed quite this far from their Borg origins. Oddly, as Captain reached out a hand to touch a bulkhead, it was as if two different pictures had been overlaid over each other by a light projector. The cube remained, familiar outlines could be seen, but under a softer, rounded fluffiness of cheer. Double vision without either alcohol or concussion; double vision of two realities. And, because of this effect, there was absolutely nothing which could be done to return affected cube areas to their normal dour. The sub-collective was forced to endure the decorative overlay until the next Fall. Iris spoke, "Six-eta...there it is. There's an odd phasic disjuncture associated with this continuum, but nothing that should bother you. In fact, I'd be surprised if the beings here could perceive your existence at all." Captain peered upwards, rewarded with a near perfect view of the data the Director was consulting on its PADD. Unfortunately, the words were unintelligible, the project of a chicken scratching madly in the dirt. Without frame of reference through assimilation (of a Director? Riiiiiight), Captain was illiterate as to what Iris read. Continued the eyeball, "Since the occupants of this reality can't see nor interact with you - same goes for most of the normal matter herein - this reality should be rather innocuous. For once." The PADD was put away, vanishing with the skillful competency of a magician hiding a card. The cigar was captured. "Therefore, I think I'll head out of here, maybe relax for once this turn without biting my fingernails." Not that the eyeball had any fingernails...or any fingers, for that matter. Iris evaporated. Captain grimaced, then looked at 59 of 480 and 199 of 480, whom had halted their reconstructive efforts. Sensors continued to stand under what remained of her alcove, still in deep regeneration. He eyeballed the pair, "Well, hurry it up. Increase your efficiency. Whatever the Director claims, we require the full sensory hierarchy, including Sensors, operational. We do not need to deal with Sensors waking to a partial alcove. Besides, Delta is impatient to have you do tasks on the engineering to-do list." The ex-pranksters picked up their pace. Sensors stared, the exposed eye facets on the lower half of her compound eyes, those not obscured by ocular sheath hardware specific to the Species #6766 physiology, glittering. Of course, without eyelids, Sensors always appeared to be staring. The impression was more intense at the moment as she concentrated keenly upon a patch of seemingly empty air. {Right there. Sensors sees [closet] right there,} affirmed Sensors, one thin arm stabbing out to point, finger extended. In the forty hours since the Fall, odd sightings had been registered throughout the cube, optical and aural hallucinations too many and too varied to be a statistical fluke. Occurrence was inevitably in those areas changed since the flux jump. One drone might see a thickness of air; and another hear whispering on the edge of perception, murmurs which were real - they were recordable - but nonetheless unintelligible. More disturbing, aspects of the affected areas had a bothersome tendency to alter. The ghostly outline of furniture shifted, as did signage and pictures on the walls. No hands were ever seen moving these features, nor were they caught in motion. However, where one glance might find an overturned chair in the middle of a corridor, a trippable obstacle had it had substance, another glimpse a few seconds later would show the same object against the wall, upright and out of the way of unseen traffic. It had required Sensors' awakening, after alcove reassembly, to shed light on the sightings. The Species #6766 eye was a marvel of natural engineering. Multiple facets allowed evolution to pack into one compound eye what was impossible for creatures of the simple eye variety. Individual facets registered a wide range of electromagnetic frequencies, stretching the normal visual acuity of Species #6766 from far infrared to ultraviolet and into the realm of microwave and X-ray. It also allowed for numerous polarizations and phase shifts. All the input was somehow combined into a whole within the shifting neural architecture of the brain. A Species #6766 individual literally saw and experienced the universe radically different from other entities. Sensors resolved air distortions into sentient beings. They were visually phase shifted to all whom were not Species #6766, which made sense in light of the information provided by the Director before it vanished. Unfortunately, the filtering pathway required for Sensors to see the intruders was not conducive for intranet "rebroadcast," leaving the general sub-collective clueless as to the aliens' form. Having Sensors attempt a verbal description was unhelpful as well, untranslatable words such as [sparkling] and [eraser] inserted precisely at the most critical junctures; and similar difficulties arose when she tried to explain the phase differential she was viewing through eyes unaugmented by Borg technology. Therefore, Sensors was collaborating with drone maintenance to resolve the proper phase shift so other units could be modified to allow the invisible to be seen. The "volunteered" drone sent a negative. {I don't see anything.} Aloud: "Everything is now orange and somewhat...melting." Doctor clicked his teeth together. "This would be much, much easier in a maintenance bay." As altered areas were discovered, they were added to a growing map. However, while there were many places affected, including Captain's nodal intersection, the list included neither a maintenance bay nor assimilation workshop. Hence, the alcove tier adjacent to Sensors' alcove was as good a location as any for optical adjustments. Fingers depressed several buttons on an ocular re-alignment tool before Doctor waved it over the front of 115 of 422's skull. The latter cocked her head at a more extreme angle as her eye widened. Sensors lightly stamped one artificial walking leg from her position within/underneath her alcove. {Do you [television] it now? Sensors says there are two right [notebook paper].} 115 of 422 carefully asked, {Um...do they have four eyes?} {Yes,} responded Sensors. {And these beaks that sort of turn into a waving hose?} {Yes!} {And, er, hands and feet that look too small for the body bulk?} {Yes! That is what Sensors [tracks]!} Sensors picked up and set down each of her walking legs in turn, then exhaled a musical chord. "Exactly what Sensors [tracks]." Doctor waited expectantly, ocular re-adjuster held poised for its next use. His ears were pricked with interest. One corner of 115 of 422's mouth twitched. "Okay. For a moment I thought I was hallucinating, like the giant sparkling yellow butterflies earlier." Eye tracked something only 115 of 422 (and Sensors) could see, watching it impatiently pace the alcove tier. As an experimental subject, her visual input had been isolated from the dataspaces so as to not distract the rest of the sub-collective. For this reason, a view of the invaders remained a mystery to the vast, waiting majority. That was about to change. Reading the instrument, Doctor pronounced, {Phase differential 0.921.} Lines of code shifted as he edited drone maintenance orders. {A drone maintenance unit will be around in a hop, skip, and bark to make the necessary adjustments to your secondary optical systems. Please follow the vet's advice and /do not/ do your own readjustments. If you blind yourself, it will be your own fault, and don't come whining to me.} "One! Muhahaha!" "Two! Muhahaha!" "Three! Muhahaha!" *Cough*cough* "Cut! Try that again, Ryin, will you?" said an assistant director as he stood next to the two-person camera crew. Ryin continued to cough as he straightened from behind the counter he had been hiding. As he did so, a big-headed puppet with canines four centimeters long slumped. "Give me a moment Illocob, will ya?" Trunk waved between coughing fits. "I think I sucked up a dustball from the floor." Illocob bobbed up and down in a full body nod. "Sure, so problem. Need a drink? Some water?" "No, no, I'll be fine." The coughing spasm trailed off until all which was left was saliva and snot. Ryin spat on the deck. "Dirty place." "Well, what do you expect? It's a derelict." "We're always on freaking derelicts." "Hey, man, if you don't like the job, you can always leave." Ryin snorted, "Yah, right. I do the best Duke voice, and everyone knows it. I just wish we could film on some nice station for once, something with a decent pub and joy- bar." The assistant director sighed, all four of his eyes blinking. "Don't we all. Don't we all." Seeing that the coughing was finished, a trio of junior set engineers rushed forward to reset the scene. Raw legs were plucked from the cooking pot, dried, and tossed back in the meat bucket; and drops of blood splattered from the joints were swiftly scrubbed off the puppet. One set engineer tried to take a clandestine nibble from a leg, but she was quickly noticed by the sharp-eyed assistant director, triggering a scolding. The filming crew, the puppeteer, the junior set engineers all belonged to a species which looked as if it had been constructed using bits and pieces of other creatures. The body was wide, stocky, powerful, scavenged from a bear and evolved to a true bipedal stance. The arms and legs were proportioned for endurance running, a bit too long for the torso; and the small feet definitely did not match. The four-fingered, one-thumbed hands were equally tiny, at least when compared to the body, but they were highly dexterous, displaying double-jointed ability. The neck, like the limbs, was longer than expected. It terminated at a stork-like head, the muzzle/beak flowing smoothly into a tri-fingered trunk. Four eyes were present, two to the front for stereoscopic vision and two to the side for peripheral sight. The earhole was at the juncture of neck and head. Sharp teeth denoted a primarily carnivorous diet, several crowns of which visibly descended from the upper jaw even when mouth was closed. Except for a dense wool fringe which ringed the head just above the eyes and below the cranial bulge, tonsure-style, the beige body was hairless Ryin, no longer coughing, picked up his puppet and critically examined it, not trusting the set engineers to have adequately cleaned it. The light-blue skinned puppet was constructed of fabrics and plastics, meant to be operated by hand: robotics could never replicate the smooth, natural flow of a veteran puppeteer. The puppet itself was a caricature of its operator, featuring a blocky, angular head with too-long teeth. "The Duke okay?" asked Illocob, one foot tapping impatiently. "Yah, yah. It looks fine." The tone suggested that "fine" was barely passable. "Then get yourself reset for Duke's Six-leg Cooking Surprise scene." Ryin crawled back under and behind the counter from which he worked. Unseen, he called, "How much longer we going to be on s**t-hole ship?" The puppet popped up from below, arms gesturing as simple mouth made chewing motions, setting the rubber trunk to bouncing. "We've filmed...ahem...eight episodes here. Muhahaha!" "This'll be our last one, I hear," piped a junior engineer. "Some sets are going to be broken down today." The Duke bobbed in the engineer's direction. "Oh, good." Illocob grumbled, "Ready, then?" "Yes." To the side of the nodal intersection, unseen, unperceived by the seven aliens, stood a trio of Borg. They watched intently, one head or another occasionally tilting to the side in unheard conversation. Sunny days, Sweeping the nebula away. On my way to an atmosphere I can breathe. Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Systama Meet? Systama Meet was a children's show, intended for a xenophobic species - Jawlib - with an extraordinarily robust digestive system able to extract nutrients from nearly anything carbon-based...including other sentients. Jawlib were not picky about food, only that it did not make them throw up. As alluded in the theme song, the premise of the program was a trek to reach a mythical station named Systama Meet. During the travels of the Jawlib children around which the show was based, a selection of adult guardians and cheerful puppets educated the young...as well as those watching from home. It was the educational topics which made Systama Meet different from the children's programming some of Cube #347's drones, those who hadn't erased the memories due to irrelevance, could dredge up from very long-ago years. Similar to other educational shows, counting and basic reading was a staple. However, puppets such as Duke counted edible body parts (not always from "farm" species) before setting them to boil into a stew; and letters focused upon words like "d is for disembowel" and "h is for hamstring," complete with real demonstrations. Children didn't learn about different colors, but instead covered topics such as basic snare techniques, ways to enhance a pitfall trap, and an introduction to phaser use. It was a fascinatingly twisted glimpse into a species psyche, especially when a phaser differential meant the subject was unaware of the watchers...and couldn't physically interact with them even if they were known. Cube #347's role in the production was as a station encountered by the roving Jawlib band as they searched for Systama Meet. The Jawlib reality beyond the television show saw the cube as an old, derelict craft of unknown origins, claim-jumped from a ship scavenger. The scavenger, in turn, since he was not Jawlib, had been used at the new shooting location to demonstrate proper livestock disjointing techniques. Alive. It was not cruel, from the Jawlib point of view, for they only saw themselves as "human," everyone and everything else, intelligent or otherwise, as animals. For the Borg, Systama Meet Productions became something to watch, something to goggle at. The Director had been correct in that there was little in this reality which could affect sub-collective or cube: Cube #347 was phase shifted in relation to the rest of this universe and its matter, its bulk superimposed upon that of some local, dead Exploratory-class cube. Only certain exotic particles or spatial anomalies could endanger the cube, of which none were in evidence. Bulk Cargo Hold #8 was the nexus of Systama Meet Productions. Since the phased reality did not transmit through cameras very well, Captain was inspecting the aliens directly for himself. In addition to the largest set - the Station Market - the cargo hold contained sleeping quarters for crews, actors, puppeteers, producers, and other associated personnel; a cafeteria which was also part livestock pen and aquarium (all nonsentient); sanitation facilities; and prop and costume lockers. The computer alerted Captain that another drone was materializing directly behind. "And what are you doing here, Second?" asked Captain, without turning around. It was not necessary. Second stumped forward until he was even with Captain. "Sightseeing, same as you." Pause. "And, even though my alcove is next to yours, even though my mind has intimately meshed with your thoughts for /years/ as your backup system, I just couldn't get enough of you." Captain swiveled his head to peer at Second. "A little less sarcasm, maybe?" He automatically examined the datastreams currently tagged as belonging to Second. Most were linked with the normal routine of Cube #347 and could be performed within an alcove or without, but one in particular caught the consensus monitor and facilitator's attention. "This is true?" Second snorted. "Unknown. 153 of 510 has all but disconnected himself from this sub-collective to keep the secret to himself; and, on top of that, encrypted the data to himself using a rotating fractal algorithm." Captain activated a holodisplay, bringing forth a compressed dossier of 153 of 510. He was noted for tinkering with things and creating devices, but he was not of the engineering hierarchy. Delta, as with Engineers past, whatever their sub-designation, would not allow 153 of 510 to so much as touch a tool more advanced than a hammer, and then only under close supervision. The problem was that 153 of 510 incessantly downloaded technologies from the archives, then tried to adapt them to situations they weren't meant to be applied; and, on top of that, had no engineering aptitude, refusing to absorb those files which would at least tell him that water and a live electric wire do not get along well. One would think such a drone would have self-terminated himself long ago through a corollary application of Darwinian evolution, but 153 of 510 was an anti- accident-prone, one of those rare individuals for whom the result of an accident always occurs to nearby participants, not to the initiator. Even worse, his constructs always seemed to work, although /never/ in the fashion in which he intended. Cube #347 could attribute more than one "blown fuse" incident to 153 of 510. "How long until...never mind," said Captain, answering his own question as he queried for 153 of 510's location. 153 of 510 had materialized in the middle of the Station Market, followed by a tripod-mounted mining laser. Or what used to be a mining laser. Essential parts of the tool had been removed, replaced with a mish-mash of wires and devices which were designed to be in conjunction. Even from fifty meters away, Captain could recognize the bulk of a phased filter array, normally a component of the hull sensory suite. A low- pitched hum arrived with the machine. {Turn it off and go back to your alcove,} demanded Captain to 153 of 510. {We will not have a replay of the "Sonic Emitter To Fix Stress Fractures In Metal" device.} 153 of 510 was uncreative when it came to designations, tending to label his contraptions by their expected function, no matter length. {Engineering hierarchy had to replace seventeen shock-struts within the inner hull armoring.} {Oh no, this isn't that experiment. No, no...totally different,} 153 of 510 hurriedly responded even as he fought the order from command and control, even as he made final adjustments using a screwdriver shoved into a slot on the top of the remains of a laser barrel. {This is a "Device To Rephase Alternately Phased Material To Our Differential."} Amid the Station Market set and the Systama Meet Productions area, thirty-three drones paused in their activities. A few had legitimate business, engineering hierarchy units retrieving items among the inventory housed in Bulk Cargo Hold #8. Other drones were "testing the overlap capacity of the phase differential," or, using terms not steeped in justifying technobabble, were walking through things. The walls of both phases were congruent with each other, so neither Jawlibs nor Borg could go through them. However, other things - furniture, sets, livestock, people - were ghosts, unable to interact. Those thirty-three, both legally and illicitly present, were well aware of the havoc 153 of 510 could precipitate. Twenty-nine transporter signatures indicated a mass exodus. Only four drones of the original thirty-three remained, emoting a morbid fascination concerning what was to occur. However, even as they desired first hand experience, they still retreated behind a group of spare slurry vats, watching from relative safety. {Turn it off and go back to your alcove,} repeated Captain. This time the full force of command and control was behind the directive, as was engineering. 153 of 510 stiffened, his eye glazing as compliance subroutines triggered. Unfortunately, there was sufficient defiance left that he was able to slap a switch on the side of the machine, fully activating it. The Device To Rephase Alternately Phased Material To Our Differential hiccupped and shuddered, then began to shake as if a teapot on boil. Infrared indicated a heat build up in the barrel. Knowing 153 of 510's past history, the safest place was likely right next to the drone in question, as counterintuitive at that might seem. The barrel slowly rotated until it was sighted upon the thickest concentration of phased matter...which just happened to be in the same direction as Captain and Second. "Not good," said Second as he stepped to place Captain's body between himself and danger. Whatever the Device was, now that it was fully activated, it was interfering with transporters and preventing a lock. Captain exclaimed, {Hey!} The Device discharged. The blue-white beam cut through the phased matter, but it might as well as been a flashlight for all the attention it was garnered by the Jawlib contingent. There was no appreciable effect from them or their items as they were speared. The beam narrowly missed Captain and Second, impacting a pile of cast-off conduits awaiting transfer to replicator reclamation. The conduits glowed a pale violet for several seconds, then disappeared. The Device abruptly disengaged as it experienced a small fire within its power supply. {Dang it. I got the phase differential wrong. Not only did it phase normal matter away from our differential, it didn't even rephase it to the same differential as the Jawlibs. I'll have to try again,} commented 153 of 510. Second stared at where the conduits used to be. Nothing remained except a ring of scorched black on the deck plating. {That was not phased...the conduits were disrupted.} {Phased,} insisted 153 of 510. Intruded Weapons, {I want the machine.} Captain took control of the situation. {No one is having the machine. Delta, dismantle that thing. 153 of 510, you /will/ go back to your alcove and you /will/ stay there. All tools /will/ be confiscated from you.} {But...} tried 153 of 510, even as members of engineering hierarchy were already materializing nearby. Delta A was among them, low-tech sledge hammer in hand. {Now.} 153 of 510 whisked himself away to his alcove. Delta advanced upon the Device. Eight drones industriously toiled within the nacelle joint segment linking segments 5b and 5c of nacelle 5. The locality at the juncture of subsection 10 and subsection 19 was not a true room, instead more akin to the accessible inner layers of hull armor: maintenance was possible, but not comfortable. A routine computer diagnostic cycle had reported a problem, specifically a minor flow obstruction within the primary plasma coupling. The part-blockage was more nuisance than difficulty, reducing efficiency of the greater nacelle by 0.05%. However, because it could be a symptom of an emerging maintenance nightmare and because that nightmare cumulated with Cube #347 splitting apart at the affected joint segment, an engineering crew was dispatched to determine the cause. Unfortunately, nothing had been discovered. To assist with the hunt, most of the drones in the crew had re-adjusted their secondary optics away from the phased differential. The joint nacelle segment was in an altered, and it became annoying after a while to be opening a panel to perform diagnostic tests behind the ghostly outline of a sign which could not be moved out of the way. 139 of 230, however, had retained both optical and aural modifications, and therefore was able to watch the commotion as an adult and five child Jawlib actors; a puppeteer with purple-skinned, wild-haired Mad Scientist puppet; and a filming crew entered. They were quickly set up and filming. 139 of 230 ignored them in favor of the tool she was using to test several joint diagnostic sensors, just in case the part-blockage was a figment of the computer's non-imagination. "Children! Gather around! This is a power nexus for the station we are currently calling home," explained the Jawlib adult. The child actors obediently oohed, awed, and gawked at their surroundings with exaggerated interest as if they were actually on the fictional field trip to be shown on Systama Meet. "Mr. Scientist," called one of the children, "can you tell me more about why this place is so important?" The Mad Scientist puppet was near the primary plasma coupling, puppeteer hidden beneath and behind a cloth draped table. Just as the children and adult assembling around the table ignored the fact that, in a few cases, they were walking through drones, so did the drones take no heed of filming activities. {Station 3, report,} ordered 30 of 42, the team quasi-leader and past Engineer who was coordinating the maintenance activity. 139 of 230 did not look at the diagnostic device plugged into wires within the bulkhead, the readings available within her mind. {Nominal. Sensor cluster alpha-3 shows no anomalies.} {Test sensor cluster alpha-4.} {Compliance.} 139 of 230 quickly bent to her task. After moving several alligator clips to new locations and resocketing several minor coupling joints, she straightened and returned attention to the filming. The tool required several minutes to complete its diagnostic cycle before it could provide output. Mad Scientist was waving one cloth hand expansively as its trunk wobbled back and forth while the puppeteer recited his lines. This puppet was a parody of the standard Jawlib form in that its cranial bulge was much higher than the norm, visually denoting increased intelligence. "...importance. It is from here that the station will be destroyed when we leave. Does anyone know why the station must be destroyed?" The smallest child excitedly raised her trunk, "Oh! I know! I know!" "Why, Hypatha?" Hypatha eagerly answered, "Because now that we have supplies and have recovered from our last trek, we must destroy this resource so no one else can use it." The child smiled widely, turning slightly towards the camera. "Cut!" called the Jawlib who was serving as director. The other children groaned. A larger child pinched Hypatha on the arm. "Hypatha," rebuked the director, "what have you been told in the past?" "No mugging for the camera," remorsely replied the child, looking down at the ground. She offered no apology. "Yes, no mugging for the camera. Stauni, we are going to start at your question. That okay?" Came a muffled voice from behind the puppet's blind. "Sure." 139 of 230 blinked as the diagnostic tool provided a reading which was only possible if the segment juncture was in the process of exploding. This obviously was not the case. Glancing at the maze of connectors, 139 of 230 found the clip which had slipped, producing an errant grounding. She fastened it more securely before retriggered the diagnostic cycle. Meanwhile, the scene had continued. The adult's place in the set was mostly furniture, a silent parental chaperone as children and puppet expressed the xenophobic beliefs of the Jawlib as to why all structures visited during the hunt for Systama Meet had to be obliterated. Suddenly, however, the adult showed animation as she was asked a question from Mad Scientist. "Clan Mother, could you show your charges the bomb now?" The adult dropped her jaw into the toothy gape which was, to another Jawlib, a pleasant smile. "As you wish, Mr. Scientist. Children, over here, please." The group shuffled sideways slightly, gathering around the hatches which gave access primary plasma coupling itself. The first action of the maintenance crew had been to check the primary plasma coupling. Nothing had been revealed as amiss, prompting the wider search for why the efficiency decrease continued to register to the computer. The other engineering drones paused in their activities as 139 of 230 left her position and walked to the Jawlib crowd. She was the only one present able to see or hear the phased reality, and there were too many bodies in the way to gain a clear view of the hatch interior. Reaching the locale, 139 of 230 overlapped Hypatha as the latter attempted to smile stealthy at the camera. The primary plasma coupling was large, the unseen regulator of plasma between the two tri-segments of the larger warp nacelle. Complete overhaul of the coupling itself was only possible at dry-dock, immense Borg machinery necessary to partially dismantle a cube from hullside inward to reach the coupling. Minor maintenance could be done within a cube using one of several techniques ranging from old-fashioned banging with a hammer to activation of shipwide reconstructive nanites. The control and access point of the coupling was thus accessible beneath the hatch which children were crowded around. "Camera is in place," said the director as camera crewmember gestured with one hand. "Let's continue on...with less kissing up to the lens, Hypatha." Hypatha sighed. 139 of 230 peered within the access hatch. There was a box there, a box with blinking lights and cylinders mounted on it, a box with hoses and wires intricately attached to the primary plasma coupling of the phased Cube #347. The contraption had went unnoticed previously because 139 of 230, the only engineering drone present who retained optical adjustments, had not been required during initial coupling assessment. {How can that affect us?} queried 139 of 230, giving voice to the confusion building within the sub-collective intranets. {It is a phased device connected to a phased Cube #347. It should not interact with us.} She reached forward, testing. As expected, her hand passed through the box. "Do you all see the bomb?" asked Mad Scientist. The children chorused assent. "Good! Take a good look at it because I will be showing you later how to make such a thing. It will be fun!" "How does the bomb work?" asked a tall child, fringe of tightly curled hair a dark black. Responded Mad Scientist, "I'm glad you asked, Whitib. Remember, everyone, you cannot learn without asking questions. Whitib asked a good question. Look carefully at the bomb and you can see it is straddling a junction between two of the station's reactors. This is very critical, for as livestock is more easily butchered by slicing through a joint, so the same can be said about a ship or a station." There was a pause, then Stauni's head popped up from behind the blind, "This is ridiculous. What station is constructed like that? I think we should have called this derelict a ship to begin with, as that is clearly what it used to be." "Cut!" cried the director. "Stauni...not all of us can be engineers able to tell what species built a vessel or a station, and provide model number and specs by glancing at a piece of hull plating...or a nacelle juncture. The kids who will be watching Systama Meet certainly can't, and neither can their parents. The point is that these nacelles are still low- level active, despite the apparent age of this rust bucket, and will make a satisfying boom when we leave. If you have a complaint concerning 'reality' of a /children's educational program/, you can take it up with the producers. I just want to get this scene filmed." It was obviously a common gripe on the part of the puppeteer. Stauni muttered something under his breath, then ducked behind the blind again. Mad Scientist reanimated. The children, silent during the tirade, giggled, enjoying seeing someone other than themselves be told off. "Let's try again. Stauni, pick up where you left off." Mad Scientist bobbed slightly, then began to speak when the camera crew indicated filming was occurring once more. "This is very critical, for as livestock is more easily butchered by slicing through a joint, so the same can be said about a ship or a station. Therefore, we are going to slice through this joint using a bomb instead of a knife. The bomb is very special, very powerful. It uses 'rho fluxed gravitons' to disrupt atomic bonds, tearing apart the very elements which hold this juncture together; and the gravitons will spread throughout the structure, so, in the end, there won't even be any scrap metal left." "Wow," exclaimed the children together. Even the adult managed to look impressed. With a gesture, Mad Scientist called the children back to its table. The puppeteer thrust up an electronic picture board, upon which several particle icons in cheerful colors were animated. "Let's all learn about rho fluxed gravitons! Doesn't that sound like fun!" The children cheered, Hypatha louder than the rest. 139 of 230 did not watch the departure of children from the primary plasma coupling. Instead, she continued to stare at the phased bomb revealed by the open hatch. The sub-collective did not need a primer on rho fluxed gravitons. The instable graviton variety was very difficult to produce artificially, at least in their home reality. The effect of the gravitons upon matter was to completely disassociate atomic bonds; and it was known to be able to affect material not in the same phase differential. Signature of its existence was usually observed transiently within black holes, supernovas, or other extreme natural phenomenon. This reality, however, worked on different principles. Assuming rho fluxed gravitons acted the same here as they did in archive files - there was no reason to think otherwise, and the ability of the quiescent bomb to affect the nacelle plasma exchange argued the case - then Cube #347 was in big trouble. And there was nothing that could be done about it except hope the next Fall occurred before the bomb detonated. Seen by the camera's viewpoint, the Station Market was a quiet, open area. Empty storefronts and stands proclaimed the latest bargain or new product, attesting to a once bustling atmosphere of shoppers looking for everything from necessities to luxury, from legal to illicit. The first episodes had shown residual "resistance" from the Jawlib takeover, imported aliens prodded to act as extras until their inevitable end. Now, in the last filming session, it was a lonely, hollow place, unfilled despite the presence of Systama Meet actors and characters. In reality, the set was little more than plastics, metals, and glass fabricated to appear to be a station market: the facades had no substance. The "market" was only a small portion of the overall volume of Bulk Cargo Hold #8; and one which was becoming increasingly small as those bits unneeded for the last scene shots were broken down for transport. The several dozen Borg, staring intently at the ground and occasionally stooping to pick up an object, were not captured by the cameras. At the intact end of the Station Market, two child actors were clustered near two puppets. One puppet, red-skinned, had an oversized mouth containing an excessive amount of teeth; and the other puppet, goggle-eyed, appeared to live in a mobile trash receptacle. The red-skinned puppet - Meat Monster - was refusing to allow either children or Waster (the other puppet) to share his meat. The lumps of bloody flesh, freshly slaughtered from those animals not being stunned in the canteen pens prior to transport, sat on a counter outside a Station Market store advertising manicures. "Just a bite, Meat Monster," pleaded the larger of the two children, trunk waving towards the goblets. She glanced at the director: this particular line had been proving to be difficult. "No, no...still too whining, Jydicina. There's just a...tone to it." The camera crew and set engineers sighed, rolling their eyes at the pronouncement. "Could someone re- bloody that meat? It is drying out." A prop man scurried forward, spritzed additional blood on the hunks from a spray bottle, then retreated. "Yes. That's better. Let's try that line again, Jydicina." Jydicina gnashed her teeth together. "But I wanna go do something else. This is boring." "Too bad, Jydicina. Other than a few minor reshots that can probably be done on the company ship, this is the last major Station Market shooting, and it needs to be done. A new location has been found and we need to travel to it soonest." "Yes, sir," muttered Jydicina. She turned back to the puppets, then glared at Waster. "What're you looking at? Sir! Mr. Verbon has snorted something again." Waster leered as only a goggle-eyed puppet can leer. The character was supposed to be a junkie who occasionally experimented with alien pharmaceuticals, creating amusing scenes, but at the moment the script called for a clean Waster. The puppet was noticeably shaking...as was the garbage can. "Kilie," harshly said the director, frowning, "is this true? Sure as damn looks true." The Waster puppeteer unfortunately often followed his puppet's example, claiming it allowed him to better play the creature because he then "knew Waster's motivations." Jawlib society did not stigmatize drug use as long as it no one else was affected. However, Kilie sometimes imbibed at the wrong times. One drone, peering at deck, spied a length of wire next to the foot of a set engineer, or, more precisely, poking into said foot. As the wire was retrieved, the soft whisper of gossip was heard: "Kilie's gonna get the boot, I heard. Company's fed up with him. And I've also heard Kilie knows it and doesn't really care anymore." There was the murmured nothings of general agreement that the rumor fit the scene playing out. "No," came the muffled reply to the director's question, "just, um, a bit of a stabilization problem with the can's antigravs. It'll be fine." Kilie was not emerging from his puppetting platform. The puppets shaking slowed until it reflected the stiff poise of someone concentrating heavily on remaining still. The filming continued. Once Jydicina's line was delivered to the director's satisfaction, Waster suggested that Meat Monster should be killed and his meat taken. This led to an argument, followed by the appearance of an adult, trailed by Systama Meets largest character - Big Yellow, an actor-puppeteer wearing a outsized costume. Big Yellow had long hair - yellow, hence the name - obscuring most of the body and an especially long beak-muzzle with smaller than usual trunk. "What's going on here?" asked Big Yellow, looming over children, smaller puppets, and adult. "Meat Monster won't share his meat," complained Jydicina. She blinked all four of her eyes as she looked up at Big Yellow. {27 of 240, back to work,} ordered Delta. {We need to find the remaining components.} 27 of 240, who had paused near the filming, who had been watching the action instead of focusing on the set task, sent an assent. {Compliance.} However, 27 of 240 dawdled, never moving too far, justifying his unhurried pace as necessary in the close search for parts which had flown every which way when the Device was broken apart. After several false starts, one of which forced the removal of Big Yellow's head to expose the actor underneath, the scene continued. Sermonized Big Yellow, "Meat Monster, you should be ashamed of yourself. You are a part of this clan and you need to share with everyone, for only by working selflessly together can we find Systama Meet. And you, Waster, you should also be ashamed, for everyone, even Meat Monster, is necessary for this clan work. Didn't Meat Monster help you during the initial counterattacks when an alien knocked over your can? What if Meat Monster had not been there for you?" There were mumbled apologies from Waster and Meat Monster following the lecture. Meat Monster sighed, then grabbed several pieces of meat, offering them to the children; and, after a long moment, one hunk was given to Waster. "One more time," said the Director. Big Yellow fumbled with its head again. "Well, before that happens, I need to take a leak." Big Yellow stumped off in the direction of the production nexus, actor yelling for someone to help remove strategic bits of his costume. 27 of 240 shuffled closer to the set engineers as they lounged against a storefront shell, keeping out of the director's line of sight lest they be put to work. "Man cannot hold his bladder," commented one of the trio, a smirk wrinkling his face. Asked a second engineer, "How much longer, anyway? I thought we were supposed to be out of here in two days, but we are still filming. The schedule called for Station Market break down yesterday." Said the first, serious, "No, it'll still be two days. I got it from Spunky that we're gonna have to work round-the-clock to stay on schedule. It hasn't been formally announced yet, so you didn't hear that from me." "That sucks," said set tech #3. The second engineer nodded in silent agreement. "That is does," responded the first, an older fellow who'd obviously been in the business longer than the other two, "but that is the job. Too bad. There'll be enough transit time to catch up on lost sleep." Two days - that was the Cube #347's deadline. {If I had not been there, we would have missed the advanced warning,} pointed out 27 of 240 when he was rebuked again for loitering. {And at this rate, we'll not have found all the Device pieces by that time,} retorted Delta. {Keep searching.} The reassembled Device To Rephase Alternately Phased Material To Our Differential did not quite duplicate the original. For instance, the mining laser barrel was distinctly oval instead of round, and there were more than a few misshapen pieces. One leg of the tripod was held together by super glue, duct tape, and several meters of wire. Some of the bits had been replaced from inventory stores, but as much as possible of the Device was the original as found from scattered remains in Bulk Cargo Hold #8. The reason for the laborious part retention was because past history had shown 153 of 510s adaptations to have a very low probability of working as designed (when they did so in the first place) if substitutions were made; and none at all if an attempt was made to create a copy. {You know, if the...} began 153 of 510, as he had tried several times previously. Brusquely answered Delta, {No.} {All I need is a screwdriver and a small thermonuclear...} {No.} {Just a few minutes...} {No. And if you take one step from your alcove, you will be permanently clamped into it.} The matter was closed. Unsaid, or at least not voiced although the nascent thought pattern was present, were further threats, including relocation of the alcove to the thermally elevated region adjacent to the Primary Core, to the hull, or, perhaps, to space (minus cube). 153 of 510 understood. He quieted, for now, although his hand twitched, fingers curled to inexpertly hold wrenches or welder. In Bulk Cargo Hold #8, in the middle of the partially dismantled Station Market, Delta orbited the Device. She also completed last minute adjustments upon the power source with a spanner, assisted by two others of her hierarchy. Finally convinced the Device was as restored as possible, all backed away. 120 of 310, drawer of the figurative short straw, shuffled forward to activate the power. After several tense seconds, success was declared as the Device hummed quietly to itself. The alternative was exploding. The first hurdle was passed. {I still think it functions as a disintegrator,} said Second, giving voice to misgivings by a significant portion of the sub-collective, even those in agreement that this was the best option to pursue. Weapons was especially avid concerning status as a possible weapon, for then it fell under the auspices of his hierarchy...assuming he would be allowed to keep a Device created by the notoriously technologically unreliable 153 of 510. Delta grumbled, {The concept - concept, mind you, not the Device - may actually be viable. 153 of 510 adapted the Device from technology associated with Species #6153.} The appropriate datatree archive was initiated and technology expanded. {Species #6153 used the technology to increase cargo capacity of short-range freighters, stacking multiple loads within the same hold. However, the technology is instable, prohibiting phased stacking for more than twelve hours.} One particular visual clip file was played, highlighting several attempts made by the Collective to use the now abandoned technology. {After the time constraint is past, overlapped objects dephase and intrude into each other. Two, or more, items cannot share the same space. The denser the objects, the more extreme the consequences. In all cases, the outcome includes explosions due to stressed atomic bonds.} In sequence, many Collective test ships went, succinctly, boom. 153 of 510 interrupted, {But there was this promising lead that would...} {We do not wish to hear it,} snapped Captain, uncharacteristically allowing the ire from Delta and the engineering hierarchy in general concerning 153 of 510 to influence him. {You have adversely affected us and our ships enough in the past. One of these days you will blow us up. And not just the little bit like that one incident.} {And 153 of 510 will be the only one left, considering his record,} added Second. 120 of 310 blinked, then allowed the suggestion of a frown to cross her face as she received a wordless order. {But I don't wanna,} she protested as she glared at the Device. {You will,} said Delta. {After all, where is the safest place when 153 of 510 "adapts" contraptions.} 120 of 310 brightened. {Next to 153 of 510. Shall I depart to be near his alcove?} {No. Go aim the machine at something,} both of Delta's bodies waved at the Station Market and busy Jawlib technicians, {and trigger the rephase beam.} Heaving a small sigh, 120 of 310 cautiously approached the Device, as if it were a rabid animal. She swung it around until the bent gun sight was pointed at several aliens arguing about politics as they took a smoke-and-drink break (a frequent occurrence among this particular foursome when their overseer was engaged elsewhere). A button at the base of the mining laser barrel was depressed. The Device emitted a blue-white energy beam, striking the four Jawlibs squarely. And continued through their forms, several Station Market elements, and a half- crated Big Yellow costume. None of the phased entities or objects took notice of the Device's ray, just as they had been similarly oblivious during 153 of 510's initial test. Where the beam struck the hold wall, however, a dark scar bloomed. {At least nothing was disintegrated this time,} noted Second. {That is an improvement.} {A failure,} interjected Weapons, who would have preferred for something to be vaporized. Three hours later, after extensive assessment and much laborious tweaking, the Device was working. Sort of. First, only objects which were of a standard humanoid size or smaller could be dephased successfully, larger items diffusing the beam to ineffectualness. Second, objects rephased by the Device inevitably reasserted their original phase after seven to eight minutes, and sometimes sooner. Thus far, only inorganic items had been the focus of dephasing because (1) the bomb at the nacelle joint juncture was constructed of non-carbon materials, and (2) the temporary vanishing of a Jawlib crew member could trigger the xenophobic species to explode the bomb before a chance to defuse it occurred. "Pokel, did you see where I put those keys?" A Jawlib set technician stood near a small crate half-filled with eating utensils. He idly scratched the side of his head in the frustration of one who /knows/ he just set keys /here/ with the expressed reminder to himself to bear in mind where they were. Pokel was a gangly adolescent, an ex-member of the children's cast of Systama Meet literally grown out of his previous job. Now he worked show support, always regaling his co-workers of the latest script he had written and which would, eventually, be produced. While that eventuality was a slim one, he did perform well in the "heavy lifting" department. "You'd forget your trunk if it wasn't attached to your head. You are getting senile, Dorcel, an old man." Dorcel growled, "Shut up, boy, before I come over there and kick your backside all over the set. I won't even break a sweat. Help me find those damned keys." Looking around casually, Pokel spotted the ring of plastic keys, each slim rectangle electronically attuned to a different lock. He smirked, dismissing the small voice in the back of his mind which insisted that there had been no keys present a moment ago. "Over there, on that table," called Pokel with a smirk. "Wipe that expression off your face, Pokel, or I'll do it for you. I did /not/ put the keys there, I know it." There was perhaps a hint of worry buried within the declaration, as if Dorcel harbored deep doubts about his memory, but the concern was suppressed. {Cease,} ordered Delta to 21 of 230 and 159 of 310, who had conspired to move the keys after successful dephasing. It was becoming a game of sorts to muddle the set technicians as they attempted to do their jobs. {Find an object which contains intricate electronics. We need to complete several additional tests before we can transport the Device to the nacelle juncture. Our trials would go faster if you pair would do your assignment.} Reprimanded, 21 of 230 and 159 of 310 scurried into the maze of packing crates and jumbled props, joining other drones on a similar mission. The breadbox sized bomb phased into the differential shared by Cube #347 and its denizens. Visually, for those whom had unaltered optics, within the previously empty nacelle coupling access hatch appeared the bomb. One moment it wasn't there, and the next, like a mirage made solid, it was. 24 of 42 reached into the access point and grabbed the box, easily pulling it from its loose duct tape moorage. Suddenly 24 of 42 realized he was holding a bomb in his hand...an active bomb with the potential to detonate at any time. "Here, you can have this," stated the drone as he turned, passing box and sticky remains of duct tape to Delta. Delta, who had been supervising nearby with body B, stared down as the package was delivered to her. In the Primary Core, body A paused as Delta considered the other engineering drones present in the nacelle segment juncture locale. "Come here, 85 of 240." 85 of 240, standing against a wall trying to blend into bulkhead, animated and carefully approached. "Your background includes a pre-assimilation specialty in bomb defusing and disposal. Therefore, this belongs to you." "I, err, wasn't very good." 85 of 240 recalled for general sub-collective inspection the fact that he had undergone numerous operations prior to his assimilation, usually because bad color vision had caused important misjudgment in wire color. A match of hot potato commenced, each of the five drones in the juncture passing the bomb unto the next. As it returned to 85 of 240, the bomb spontaneously rephrased to its original differential. Needless to say, the drone did not catch the box as expected. Instead it fell through his hand, impacting upon deck plating of the phased Cube #347. 85 of 240 winced. Nothing happened. {Will someone open their eyes or activate ocular implants? There is no visual input,} said Captain. One by one the engineering team did as directed. Delta ordered, "Aim the Device at the bomb. Re-rephase it. And this time, 24 of 42, place the bomb on the work bench." A hand absently gestured at a table which had been beamed into the juncture area. The effort to defuse the bomb began in earnest. Every eight or so minutes, unfortunately, the task was interrupted as the box snapped back to its original phase and fell through the table. Each time, nothing ensued except the rattling of those drones present. Finally, after the third such occurrence, Delta imparted a sense of disgust within the dataspaces. {It cannot be defused,} pronounced Delta as she succinctly summarized the consensus of those engineering partitions dedicated to the effort. Captain, in his nodal intersection with a rough 3-D bomb schematic rotating in front of him, protested, {All bombs can be defused.} It was true: Collective bomb records, a vital strategic component to Borg ship archives, always showed a wire, a button, a voice command which, at the last moment, would neutralize the explosive. Delta countered, {Not this bomb. The Jawlib species has been observed to be xenophobically paranoid. No on-of toggles are present, and all wires are the same color - black. There is no obvious detonator or timer. Several deadman switches are present, each connected to the other and to vital components such as the explosive itself: tampering with /anything/ within the bomb is liable to set it off. A subspace receiver is notable.} On Captain's schematic and within the dataspaces, a particular part of the bomb was highlighted. {Hypothesis is that the bomb will receive a command to detonate.} {Can we jam the receiver?} The question was directed at both Sensors and Delta. {Sensors says yes,} immediately responded Sensors. {Sensors would reset the [clock], followed by rephasing the [stapler] to the [sparkling] frequency, plus [cabled shredder]...} Sensors rambled on in a technobabbled vein rendered unintelligible as translation algorithms failed to render her words into ones understandable by the rest of the sub-collective. Captain shuffled the explanation to a mental ear at the rear of his awareness after processing the affirmative. The bomb was rephrased and examined as closely as possible given the constraints. Before it could fall through the table again, it was carefully placed on the floor. Delta reported, {Not advisable. We now believe this is a timer.} A jumble of wires and solid-state electronics were indicated, liberally protected by a series of deadman switches. {It is tied to an atomic clock and will prompt the bomb to eventually detonate regardless if subspace triggering is received.} {The last of the cargo is loaded. The Jawlib ship is preparing to retreat, thrusters only,} informed 13 of 510. The sensory hierarchy had been watching the manta ray shaped ship since it had first been discerned. Since the external sensors had difficulty locking onto the phased differential, it had proved easier to place observers on the hull. {Acknowledged,} responded Captain. {We need options...a consensus. What shall we do?} Weapons' advisement was expected, {Blow it up!} The suggestion encompassed both bomb and Jawlib ship. Unfortunately, there was the little problem, at least in the latter, that Cube #347's weapons could not affect the alien ship; and, in the former case, the bomb would all too shortly be exploding on its own, with or without assistance from Jawlib or Weapons. There were no precedents to draw upon from the onboard archives. If access to the Collective had been feasible, then the problem could have been passed onto to the Greater Consciousness. However, such was not an option. Borg are not known for creating novel solutions. The sub-collective of Cube #347 was drawing a blank. Within the silence, the sound of a lone cricket was played over the loudspeakers. Ventured 153 of 510, {Theoretically the Device To Rephase Alternately Phased Material To Our Differential can be modified to a Device To Rephase Normal Material To An Alternate Differential. If I can be allowed a socket wrench and a plasma solder it should present little difficulty. And, true, while beaming the bomb over long distances is not feasible, a phased drone could physically carry an unphased bomb.... What? Why is everyone suddenly digging through my brain?} "Everyone" was an exaggeration, but elements of command and control, engineering, and weapons were dragging data and vaguely formed ideas out of 153 of 510's mind. The consensus cascade upon the half-formed plan was short. There was only a 32.3% chance of success. These were not great odds, but better than 100% failure; and better than the former blank. {You are volunteered, 153 of 510,} informed Second. {I get a socket wrench? Screwdriver? A hammer?} asked 153 of 510 eagerly. {Not quite.} {Oh,} said 153 of 510 as he absorbed the plan, and, more specifically, his part in it. {At least I am not stuck in my alcove.} And, free, there was always a chance to start rebuilding his confiscated tool set. The primary social setting of Systama Meet - the ship was owned by Systama Meet Productions, which explained its name - was a cavernous room located at the centerpoint of the vessel. Once, before it came under Jawlib "ownership", the Atrium had been a masterwork of horticulture and garden genius, plants for consumption mingling with those grown solely to please the senses. Jawlibs, being carnivorous, had not seen the point to all the greenery. In fact, to a species evolved for open, arid plains, the artificial jungle was a bit claustrophobic. Some growth tanks, those related to aquaculture and others suitable for a number of pleasant herbal-derived drugs, were still in use, but the majority of plants had been left to degenerate into brittle, brown skeletons. Open space had been refit with dining areas, entertainment consoles, and comfy sofas and mats for lounging. Jydicina wandered through the primarily adult crowd. She wished she was older, or at least taller, if only so her point of view wasn't one of bellies. She been with her fellow child actors earlier, tucked away in a sheltered corner out of the way, but had begun to feel restless. Then Whitib had vanished, only to reappear several minutes later with her favorite robo-pet, threatening to scramble its carefully nurtured aggressive personality subroutines to that of placid prey unless she braved the adults to wheedle certain information. Jydicina had agreed even as she planned revenge for the blackmail. Spotting Pokel, Jydicina advanced. From the slight stiffening of his trunk, Jydicina knew the older boy had seen her, although he pretended he had not. She stalked next to the adolescent, then began to tug at his shirt. "How much longer?" Pokel broke his conversation with an aged senior set engineer named Dorcel, much to the latter's amusement. "Go away, brat." "You're my sib. I don't have to go away. I want to know how much longer." "If you don't go back to your brat friends, I'll go take you to the butcher and tell 'em to carve you up for a sleep-shift snack," grunted Pokel, annoyed as only an older brother can be. Jydicina's forward looking eyes narrowed. She smiled. "If you don't tell me how much longer, I'll tell Mr. Verbon how you and Glynda took Meat Monster and what happened in a certain storage closet. Very...kinky. I'm sure he'll want to know why..." The rest of the statement was lost as Pokel slammed his hand around his sister's muzzle, cutting off the words. "You wouldn't dare," Pokel hissed. Jydicina smiled as well as she could. Her expression clearly dared her elder sib to call a bluff which was not a bluff. "Fine, you evil little hyla-beast." Composing himself, but not releasing the hold upon his sister, Pokel straightened up and asked the set engineer, "Dorcel, how much longer until the alien ship blows up? My ugly sister here has an urge to know." The engineer chuckled, then spoke under his breath in a whispered shorthand to an implant embedded in his jaw. He cocked his head slightly as he received a response, then waved at one of several brightening wall screens. "The show is about to begin, it seems." "I gotta get one of those computer implants," muttered Pokel as he unclamped his hand. "Go back to your brat friends, Jydicina, before I tie your trunk into knots." Jydicina laughed, then hurried back through the milling crowd. Pokel glared at his sister's retreating back. "Evil, evil, evil." At the upper corner of the nearest wall screen, the adolescent caught the familiar sight of numbers running backwards, a countdown timer to when the fireworks would begin; and a countdown timer to when the trip to the next shooting site would commence. The derelict cube floated in the middle of the screen, just as it had when first approached. A glint caught Pokel's attention, one originating at the cube's surface and plainly heading towards Systama Meet. "Dorcel, what is that?" The set engineer hummed as he turned towards the screen. "That, um, thing coming at us from the derelict. I thought the vessel was dead." Dorcel stared as uneasy quiet filled the room, others noticing the incongruity. "So did I, lad, so did I." On the bridge, the Jawlib captain quickly confirmed the object to be a small torpedo minus payload, a "rocket sled" as seen in certain high-adrenaline subspace broadcasts. The rider - scans confirmed one life sign of unknown species - could steer the sled, although trajectories indicated that the manned torpedo would miss the ship. Although Systama Meet was over five kilometers from the cube, the insane sled driver was pushing it to such excessive velocities that it would flash by in less than three minutes. "Separation," called the technician monitoring the exterior sensors. The captain's trunk twitched. Most of the ship crew were enjoying themselves in the Atrium, mingling with production staff and actors as they imbibed alcoholic beverages. "Um...I think, no, it is confirmed. The rider has left the rocket sled and is attempting to," there was the hollow ringing thump of a medium-sized object hitting the hull at high speed, "er, has, made touchdown. Um, whatever the alien is, it stuck to the hull: it did not bounce." Despite himself, the captain was fascinated. Initial scans of the cube had not indicated anything alive, but the damned thing was so huge that there were surely some shielded areas. Probably areas large enough to hide an entire army. He should blow the cube right away, even though it wasn't quite zero-hour, just to preclude more invaders, but something made him hesitate. "Did the alien survive?" Morbid curiosity prompted the captain to ask. The sensor technician examined hullside sensors and cameras. "Um...it is moving. It is standing up. Er, it also doesn't look like it is wearing a space suit of any kind." "Long time to hold your breath and keep your blood from boiling," muttered a junior officer sitting at the helm controls. The captain ignored the comment. "To where is it moving?" "Starboard airlock #3. It is knocking, and, um...it is waving at the exterior lock camera and making motions like it wants to come in." The captain stepped over to the sensory console and examined the view for himself. "Let it in, then lock the outer doors. Do not open the inner doors until a security detachment gets there. Security's been a bit bored, anyway, what with nothing to do but break up the tiffs between production staff and actors. We'll trap the prey. Maybe it'll be edible." As the sensor technician complied with the order, the captain spoke louder, "Computer, relay message to Holston: alien in starboard airlock #3. Bring an eight- squad to the airlock in less than two minutes. I'll meet him and his team there." The computer chirped as the message was relayed. The Systama Meet captain was at the airlock in one minute, thirty-two seconds. Holston, a very beefy Jawlib, arrived less than ten seconds later, his muscled bulk emphasized by body armor. The enthusiastic eight-squad, each member only slightly thinner than their commander, quickly arrayed themselves in front of the airlock, phaser rifles pointed at closed door. This was not a drill, and it was obvious that security really, really wanted to shoot something other than practice dummies. Holston nodded at the captain. A sequence was tapped on the keypad next to the airlock. Weapons quivered in anticipation. The airlock door hissed open. Inside was a hideous creature, its skin the color of death, of putrid food. The hairless biped was slightly taller than the average Jawlib, although body form was difficult to discern because it wore obscuring armor akin to that donned by security. Unlike security, there was the distinct impression that this armor was not easily removed. Similar to many alien species the Jawlib had met, the face was disgustingly flat, missing the bulk afforded by beak and trunk. Part of its face was covered by an odd mask like an extension of armor, including one eye. As the door opened, it focused upon the Jawlib captain - the only one present without armor or rifle - and stepped forward. It ignored the weapons raised in threat. The alien held a box. With a start, the captain recognized it as the bomb installed on the cube. The significance of the box was not lost upon the suddenly nervous security team; and even Holston had acquired a muscle tic at the base of his trunk. Garbling something unintelligible, the box was dropped in front of the captain, who had to lunge to catch it before it hit the ground. Then, between one instance and the next, the alien vanished, fading away like an image on an ancient cathode ray-tube television set. The captain looked with horror at the bomb in his arms, a bomb that even without the subspace triggering sequence would explode in about fifteen minutes. "I wonder what 'We believe this belongs to you' meant?" asked Holston as he tried to back away without making it appear as if he was backing away. Barked the captain, "I don't care if it means the alien just cursed my soul to the eternal pits of Hell for the next ten billion years. Someone get an explosives expert down here...NOW!" 153 of 510 arrived via transporter to Maintenance Bay #2. He was none-the- worse for wear from his adventure and subsequent beaming once he had reappeared in a phase differential Cube #347 upon which could lock. As a maintenance drone guided him to a worktable for a complete analysis, 153 of 510 reflected upon the rocket sled. The contraption had come from 127 of 230's extensive collection of things that went fast. While most of the collection consisted of racing shuttle kits in various stages of completion, a few objects included items such as the rocket sled. 153 of 510 believed that the rocket sled, combined with miniaturized warp core technology from Species #10015, could initiate a whole new era in personal transport. 111 of 133 wandered away to the other side of the maintenance bay, hunting for a misplaced scanner with which to check neural ion balance. As the maintenance drone hummed a tuneless variations of the Systama Meet theme song to himself while sorting through scattered diagnostic tools on a work table, 153 of 510 palmed a set of screwdriver drill bits. 111 of 133 hummed an exclamation as he found the proper device, then turned around. The bits were already out of sight, tucked within a leg compartment where they would be hidden from all by the most intrusive of searches. "I saw that," said an eyeball as it drifted into view. 153 of 510 hushed the Director, headless of the fact he was a very mortal individual and it was an omnipotent entity. 111 of 113 paused, confronted with Iris' backside. It was a smooth, slightly glistening expanse, such as one might expect the behind of an eyeball to be, minus messiness such as optical nerve and blood vessels. The maintenance drone waved his neural analyzer over the Director. Iris swiveled in place. "It won't work; and you might want to check very carefully your patient's upper left thigh." The subsequent denial was ignored. "Ciao, then. I'm coming to see you, Captain." The director cheerfully announced its intentions before it coasted through a wall in Captain's general direction, well aware the drone named would hear. 111 of 113 stared at the scanner, which had registered exactly nothing from the Director, then shifted attention to 153 of 510. "I don't have anything," protested 153 of 510 again. He would have backed up except drone maintenance had just frozen all voluntary muscles below his waist. 111 of 113 caught the edge of a thought, then glanced at the tray nearest 153 of 510. It was missing screwdriver bits. "You know you aren't allowed any tools. You'd better give it up before Delta demands you be dismantled to find where you hid it." Iris found Captain, as usual, in his customary nodal intersection. He was the only one present, watching a large holoscreen image constructed from the composite views of a dozen sensory hierarchy drones on the hull. The focus was upon the Jawlib ship, and, more specifically, upon a certain red glow. The crimson ball had been followed for the past thirteen minutes as it moved from venue to venue within the vessel. Currently it resided in a torpedo hamper, in the process of being loaded into a tube. "Ready to go?" asked Iris as it slid in front of Captain's face. "Quiet, yes? I wasn't around this turn, figuring nothing could go wrong in this universe. Lips was smiling when I returned from a little errand to budge and payroll, but then again, it always smiles if it thinks it can make me feel paranoid." "Out of the way," said Captain as he bobbed one way and then the other as the Director blocked his view. Finally he turned a quarter to the right, similarly shifting the holodisplay. "Huh?" asked Iris, pivoting as it for the first time noticed the direction of Captain's attention. The red ball abruptly shot forth from the belly of the manta-shaped Jawlib ship, powering away on the tip of a torpedo. The trajectory was away from vessel, away from Cube #347. {Five. Four. Three. Two. One.} The countdown crescendoed in the intranets, accompanied by a drumroll. {BOOM!} exclaimed Weapons as the torpedo exploded into a brilliant fireball. Even ship sensors noted the occurrence, tracking rho fluxed gravitons as they appeared harmlessly distant. {Too bad they didn't blow up.} Captain dismissed the holoscreen, then turned to regard a Director self-absorbed as it frantically checked the past to see what vital events it had missed...and to learn the real reason why Lips had been grinning. "Now we can leave this place," informed Captain.