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Of Flux Jumps and Shuttle-bots
Without infringing upon any copyrights, Cube #347 has been caught up in the roll of the infinity die, jumping hither and yon in a quest to simply stay alive. The first landing? A destruction derby where one is forced to play.

Iron Artist
At Artist Arena, it is the Iron Artist competition with Assimilation versus...himself? Zyrian, Emergency Holographic GameShow Host, presents.

The Mippet Show
It's the Mippet Show, on location with our Very Special Guest Stars, the sub-collective of Borg Cube #347! YEEHAW!

Jumba the Wise Lizard and the Case of the Mad Queen, Part I
Finally, meet the most famous detective of the multiverses as he takes on his most difficult case yet. On the other hand, Cube #347 just wants to go home, hopefully in one piece.

Jumba the Wise Lizard and the Case of the Mad Queen, Part II
The Queen has been stolen, but is Cube #347 prepared for the consequences? It is Jumba the Wise Lizard to the rescue! Sort of.

Skouldaze
Weapons goes to high school and learns to play nice with his new friends, especially Vern, Vern, and Vern. Yah, right.

Pigs in Space
Caught for speeding and trying to evade capture by the local cops, Cube #347 must get out of jail, preferably before the inept defense lawyer can argue the case.

And Now a Word From Our Sponsor...
The comtemporary audience demands reality in a commercial, and the sub-collective of Cube #347 is contracted to do so. Life becomes more complicated, however, when a Colored rival appears for a hostile takeover.

Junk Mail
The reality seemed so quiet, so peaceful...then came the Sweepstake Foundation, followed by the most dreaded thing of all: junk mail.

The Roswell Incident, Part I
So, you want to know the real story behind Roswell? Thought so.

The Roswell Incident, Part II
Doctor (and Delta) are detained by the Roswell Airbase military, which includes one Dr. Ann, who really likes to take things apart to see where the tick originates. Captain, on the other hand, has been repaired by Doc, a veternarian who is not quite what he seems. Will the drones escape? And what does an ostrich have to do with anything?

The Roswell Incident, Part III
Unable to find where on base the detained drones are located, Doc devises the perfect plan following a frantic pet-related call from the Roswell Airbase commander. Unfortunately, Doc meets Dr. Ann, and the two aren't exactly the best of friends. Oh, and the Borg play a part as well, as does an ostrich.

Convention
It's a Star Traks: BorgSpace convention and everyone's invited, assuming one can afford the entrance fee. Unfortunately for the BorgSpace "guests of honor", appearance is mandatory, as well as enforced by Management.

It's A Dog Eat Borg Universe Out There
And you thought Luplup was dead. She lives, and thrives, in an alternate universe, having long since disposed of competition such as Borg. She is not too happy to find her greatest enemy dropped onto her metaphorical lap.

The BorgFiles
No crop circles, but there are mysterious happenings on Cube #347 involving two overcoated visitors (one very paranoid), a spoon on a string, and a plastic cup. Unfortunately, only one drone - a lowly member of the sensory hierarchy - is awake to deal with these invaders.

Sunny Days
The Director assures the cube that the phased aspect of the current reality implies the cube to be untouchable and safe for once. Unfortunately, when the children's television program show filming on Cube #347 sets a bomb which can affect the sub-collective, that means the drones can't defuse it.

Galactic Shopping Network
Green Borg are in charge and the galaxy is forced to buy the latest merchandise on the Galactic Shopping Network. Only Cube #347 and a band of ex-Borg rebels stand in the way of Green making the next down payment on Perfection.

They Came From Another Reality - A MST3K Review
In this season ender, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 gang meets the Collective in the form of one imperfect subcollective; and the Reality Posse mercenaries are just trying to do their job. Who will prevail? (And what do you mean you don't know what Mystery Science Theater 3000 is?)

Season Six complete